I’ve found myself with far too much time on my hands this week. Thus I’ve ended up thinking random nonesense about H!P. Silly pointless questions and random abstract thoughts. Like which MM member is most likely to hit someone? I came to the conclusion that the answer is Kaori if on Utaban, Rika if at a sports festival and Yuko if age is mentioned. Also does Yaguchi ever rest? She appears on so many tv shows it’s unbelievable. I mean as well as the programmes she presents she seems to pop up everywhere. Just check out this site if you don’t believe me. It’s updated all the time with new guest tv appearances from everyone’s favourite miniature sexy beam provider. The Gooch really does work hard. So being as my blog doesn’t have much of a point to it anyway I thought I’d render it just that bit more pointless…
Which H!P member would be best suited to British stardom? I think Okada Yui. She’s buxom, sexy and silly. Oh and she could probably have you killed. She’s the Japanese Barbara Windsor. I demand the Japanese remake some Carry On films. Carry On Nurse sounds good to me. Can’t think why I’d want to see her in a nurses uniform though.
Meanwhile I’m wondering if the girls are being fed enough? Mitsui looks like she fancies a Chinese.
Oh and are they pushing the members in too many different directions? People are saying they’ve been looking tired. Just how many different skills does an idol need?
I’ve been thinking of taking up tennis again. I wonder where I can find a mixed doubles partner?
Why do I think that these pictures are wrong on just so many levels? Cute she may be but I mean really…
What decade is it? The 1970’s?
I’ve thought of a way in which Scooby & Scrappy Doo could be brought back and improved..
Must be time for a Sayumi snack…
All utter nonsense of course. But then this is a H!P related blog. Have you heard the last Berryz Koubou single?