With Maimi recently having released her pb 17 I thought “what better time to look at bad bikini’s in H!P photobooks?”
What you want from a bikini is to make your breasts into a really unflattering shape. That Maimi bikini really does the job well.
Another thing you want with a bikini is to take someone very beautiful (and Abe is very beautiful) and make her look like she’s fashioned a bikini top out of an old tea cosy.
Denim is just very odd looking. Doesn’t sound very comfortable either. I mean you’d need some nipple cream or something.
Again an unflattering top mixed this time with an unflattering pattern.
Cute girl and nice bottoms in terms of style and length. That pattern is just horrible though.
Ouch. What rough material. Nipple cream, nipple cream, nipple cream. That again is tea cosy material.
Stunning girl. Beautiful figure. Beautiful face. Also a beautiful personality. However do not adjust the vertical hold.
Stunning girl. Beautiful figure. beautiful face. Also a beautiful personality. For some reason though she’s decided to wear a pattern you’d more expect to find on a table mat in an old granny’s house.
Nice girl. Great figure. Cute face. Again though that’s a granny’s place mat kind of design.
What you want to do with a bikini is give the feeling of roughness. Like if you touched me there you’d find my breasts really coarse. Eri’s bikini does the job perfectly.
I’m sorry but wtf are you wearing? That top is just ugly in terms of style and pattern.
I think Maimi would like that top.
That looks like it was made from the material from a 1980’s truck driver’s shirt.
Okay I think we have a winner. That’s just…awful.
So there you have it. Some really not very nice bikinis on (mostly very attractive) girls. I really suffered to make this post. I mean I hope you appreciate all that I had to go through to find these pictures. The sheer number of pictures of attractive girls in bikinis I had to look through to find these was a really tough job. In fact I think it’s affected my eyes. I think I’m going blind. Anyway I think the last pic has to go to the Queen of the unflattering bikini. So here is a really badly shaped bikini…
That truly is just exceptionally unflattering. The big top and the huge bottoms combine to make an attractive girl as unshapely as possible.
I’ve got to say though that the vast majority of bikini pics are far better looking than these. Maybe one day I’ll ‘suffer’ some more to make a great bikini pics post. Well I’ll happily suffer if it makes people happy. No don’t worry about me I’ll be fine. Really. No don’t try and stop me. It must be done. Just not today. I think I need a lie down. 😉