Hello! Online have translated this week’s Q & A and for some reason it’s really tickled me. Before I talk about it though I’d just like to announce that there is one happy departure coming up. Yes after all the misery over Koha’s exit Hello! Online have pleased everybody through their Twitter feed by announcing that Matsuura Ayayayayaya is leaving her radio show soon. I’m sure anyone reading this blog will know I’ve been a long time fan of hers. I’d juat like to assure you all I’m just about coping with the news and the suicide watch has been called off. Hmm…I wonder if my Ayaya photo holder thing made it to Norway safely?
Anyway back to the point of this post. The Morning Musume Q & A. This week the question was “Is there any cosplay you’d like to try?” This is a better question than the normal food related ones. It gives the members a chance to plant sexy thoughts in our minds. So what were the answers? Well…
“A maid! It’s my dream.”
Kawaii! Ah memories of Q.E.D. come flooding back. I’d like to see her as a French maid especially though. Best outfit of all. So black, frilly and sexy. Mmm I heartily approve.
“I’d like to wear the uniform the girls around Disneyland attractions are wearing.”
Well I have no idea what they are but I guess they’re probably cute.
“A stone!! I saw it at Anime Expo, and I just can’t stop being excited about it.”
Well Eri likes to hide herself away so I guess that one fits her. It’s also very weird so it fits her some more.
Again it fits her known persona. A bit too young for her actual age and a bit too cutesie. So that’s about expected then.
That one gets me going in much the same way as Ai-chan’s answer did. Phwooar indeed. Reina is still the sexy one in MM.
“I’d like to dress up as a Morning Musume member. I could dream of being up there on the stage singing with the other members. It’s my one big wish. I want it so much that sometimes I cry myself to sleep at night.”
Okay I made that up. She actually said “Gundam.” So presumably she wants to dress up as a giant robot and stomp on Tsunku’s head.
“Both heroines of “NANA“!! I’d like to do both cool Nana and cute Nana.”
Nana is some manga where the two girls called Nana look cool and cute enough for this to be a decent answer.
“I love One Piece! So, I’d like to try a pirate cosplay!”
Well One Piece is a manga about pirates apparently. A bit weird but I guess dressing as a pirate could be quite sexy so we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt there.
Anyway so there you go. Eight answers and only Kamei’s was a bit weird but it was still in keeping with her personality. Oh wait…Morning Musume still have nine members don’t they? Well for now they do. Who have I missed? Oh yeah…
“A construction site worker!!! I’d put on a helmet, jumpsuit, and have a towel around my neck.”
Oh god. I can’t breathe. Ahahahahahaaaaaa. Oh that’s priceless. Little Jimmy Krankie would fit right in there. Honestly I am not making that up. Go and check Hello! Online if you don’t believe me. What an answer. Poor Mitsui. Sometimes I actually quite like her. Maybe she could be the next Yasuda Kei if they still did loads of Utaban appearances.
So to sum up, the answers were sexy, sexy, strangely weird, cute, sexy, powerful, sexy, weird but probably fun and sweaty builder. Uhuh.