Porn to be H!P

I meant to make a Happy New Year post but didn’t get round to it. So, err…Happy New Year. Anyway ever wondered what would have happened had H!P members not made it as singers and had gone into porn instead?

An alternative reality porn star Sayumi, Reina, Kaori, Maki, Ogawa and Nacchi there. Although clearly Sayumi would have had to start piling on the pounds. Of course it’s not just Morning Musume members who could have turned to that kind of thing…

So Mano, Kumai Yurina, Suzuki Airi, Tokunaga Chinami and Noto Arisa would have made it too. I wonder if Kumai would have earned her name?

Obviously Mitsui wouldn’t have made it in the porn industry but here she is on the right helping out eco warrior and singer Julian Cope…

Of course a porn star Kago Ai would just be…Kago Ai.

Was this the lamest post ever?

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5 responses to “Porn to be H!P

  1. the Airi-alike is also a Momo-alike….
    Chiinami-alike is too fair..
    and kumai-alike is too short and chunky.. and Manoalike isn’t too much alike, Nacchi, Sayumi, Maki and Reina alikes fail and only real 5 star amazingwtf i can give is to the KAori-alike…

  2. I don’t see Nacchi in the Nacchi-alike, but the rest are good picks! Makoto is rather scary-looking 😛 Ai Shinozaki is the only one I recognize, though.

    How long did it take you to find all of them?

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