Nonsense Pics

Maeda Yuuka completely misunderstands the whole small hats thing…

Small hats are supposed to be small all over. If they’re really tall then they don’t count!

Still at least her shirt knows what’s what…

Posted for truth.

Look! Over there! Is it a poncho? Is it a blanket? No it’s errerr

Err

Meanwhile the competition has been tougher than ever in this year’s ‘You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to you know’ awards. Here are the three finalists…

Megumi was eventually announced the winner after much deliberation.

At the same time the winners of the ‘Most wrong thing ever’ award have been announced…

Oops sorry. Gremlins seem to have gotten into the system. Not real Gremlins obviously as they are more attractive. Here’s the real winners…

Note the woman in the background telling her little girl that this is what will happen to her if she doesn’t behave.

Meanwhile Frances and Aiko’s new album has been announced. It has one track called “Bling Bling New Year”. I’m really hoping that “bling” means the same thing in Asia as it does in the UK. I’d love to know what two little tykes think of as being a good bit of bling.

Oh.

Mitsui Aika has been seen trying to hide her forehead by wearing a huge headband across it…

No seriously that headband is huge. It’s just when Mitsui wears it it looks tiny.

However Mitsui need not despair as Morningtime is here to show her how even she can hide her gargantuan Tefal features…

Picture posed by model.

Who is more attractive than Mitsui.

Don’t hate me for telling the truth.

Unless you want to that is. I mean I don’t care. Although I don’t hate you Mitsui fans for being tone deaf and blind. Oh and mentally deranged.

Meanwhile it’s been rumoured that Mitsui is being geared up towards a solo career. H!P have found a new rival to Dance Man and she’s going to produce her…

Yes Dance Dog is here. Mitsui’s debut single Woof Machine will follow shortly. The coupling track is called ‘Morning Walkies’.

Mano Erina makes film debut…

Dirty Eri in cinemas soon. Are you feeling a lucky aura, punk?

H!P have been congratulated for their stance on care in the community. Their decision to allow mentally retarded colour-blind fashion designers to create their costumes has been greeted with warm applause by do-gooders (but warm vomit by everyone else)…

Meanwhile Linlin has been congratulated for her stance on care in the community…you get the gist…

The result of a survey to find a way of helping Scouts get their badges a bit more easily has just been unveiled..

Apparently if the Scouts looked and dressed like that then an overwhelming majority of people (well mainly men) would be willing to donate a woggle to dib dib dib in their THE REST OF THIS SENTENCE HAS BEEN CENSORED ON GROUNDS OF TASTE AND DECENCY AND BECAUSE IT IMPROPERLY CONNECTED DEVIOUS SEXUAL ACTS TO THE SCOUTS MOVEMENT. ALL GOOD SCOUT MASTERS KNOW SEXUAL ACTS SHOULD ONLY EVER BE CARRIED OUT WITH YOUNG BOYS AND THAT IS CLEARLY A PICTURE OF A GIRL. WELL IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT IS IT?.

Meanwhile Kago Ai has been spotted using a telephone sex line…

“Lovbus cum“.

While Tsuji has shown where she gets the inspiration for her big bow hairstyle from…

Mano Erina denies her career has featured any padding. Although some say her Santa song was pretty much padding and others have pointed out an even more obvious bit of padding in her latest pb…

Finally High-King show the public what life is like on the road with a crazy-ass H!P group…

Rock and roll! Yeah. Only not too late because I’ve got to be up early in the morning. Perhaps we’ll just have a cuppa instead?

2 responses to “Nonsense Pics

  1. LOL @ Dirty Eri😄 And there’s somtehing really wrong with the first Aika pic. The top of her head.. it’s kinda sideways. Or I simply still have to wake up..😉

    Besides, what the heck is “lovbus”.. it always sounded like a AV movie title to me.. but then I don’t know, could you enlighten me?

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