Have you ever wanted to be a H!P idol? Well now thanks to this new board game* from Morningtime Brilliant Games you can be. Live the idol life of ups and downs as you aim to work your way through the board to get to the top. I mean the board game obviously. I mean you don’t have to perform sexual favours to the board of directors or anything. Although that may possibly explain how someone as awful as Matsuura Aya stayed at the top for so long.
Anyway start at square 1 (well picture 1) and see how far you can get.
* Board not actually provided…obviously. I mean this is a computer screen. What do you expect? Okay I called it a “board game” but that wasn’t meant to be taken literally. “Michishige Sayumi is an awful singer”. That should be taken literally. “Berryz Koubou are really boring 90% of the time”. You can take that as being meant literally too. The board game thing? No. There. I hope that’s cleared that up.