Morningtime is 2

Yes April 1st 2010 is the day my blog becomes two years of age. Like most two-year old’s it’s still staggering around all over the place and spewing out all kinds of stuff from every orifice. Also like most two-year old’s it does it a bit less regularly now though. To celebrate this great day* the great and the good of H!P have been out in force to show their appreciation. Also Kago Ai, Aya Matsuura and Mitsui Aika have been out too. Kago celebrated by stripping naked in a sewer, covering herself with effluent and sucking some Pocky suggestively while being photographed for her ‘classy’ new pb “Morningtime is when I like to do it”. Mitsui celebrated by chewing a bone. Aya meanwhile did her traditional celebration of murdering some of the Eggs and bathing naked in their blood while touching herself and giggling. So it was just a normal night in for her.

But it was the now annual birthday piss-up party that really caught the eye. The theme this year was bikinis and there was no shortage of willing H!P volunteers. Now those of you who know the British weather will know that the clocks went forward last weekend, signifying the official start of British Summer Time. So it shouldn’t surprise any of you that there’s been snow in some areas and it’s been blowing a gale all day. That wouldn’t put off the H!P members however as it’s still an improvement on the weather they usually have when shooting photobooks. Security was tight to ensure that only the H!P members past and present deemed acceptable would be allowed entry, along with the one official photographer (a Mr M Time). Therefore there was crying at the door when Ogawa Makoto turned up in a bikini, announced she’d “Beeeen to Neww Zeeealand” and requested entry. Unfortunately the security guards dealt with her request as a level 5 Mitsui potential security breach and so she won’t be able to eat solids for at least two weeks. She should have been dealt with as only a level 4 Kago potential security breach in which case she’d have been forcibly ejected into a ditch. Although if that happened to Kago she’d probably just start stripping and then phone her photographer to get round there quick.

Anyway the evening started off with Konkon preparing her make-up in Morningtime’s bedroom (and if I had any make-up lying around I so would have inserted a picture of my rabbit wearing lipstick here. However as that’s probably considered animal cruelty perhaps it’s just as well I didn’t have any. Although surely most make-up is tested on animals?)…

Then the guests started to arrive. First up was Hagiwara Mai keeping dry under an umbrella…

A parky Mano Erina soon followed…

Things started to hot up as Suzuki Airi arrived looking the biz…

Then Tanaka Reina turned up. She’d misunderstood something somewhere along the line and turned up in a fancy dress bikini. Yeah she came as a tablecloth…

Tokunaga Chinami turned up proudly claiming that Miyabi is her girlfriend. Miyabi was nowhere to be seen though…

Takahashi Ai turned up and spent the whole evening with her back to the camera…

While Momoko turned up looking as insane as batshit and somewhat oddly proportioned. She may have been doing an impression of when Suzuki Airi was younger and had a head far too big for her body but I’m not sure…

Ishikawa Rika turned up looking, well if not angry then a bit miffed…

Still bloody hot though.

Meanwhile Maasa turned up looking less maasive than usual…

I think Risako has probably been eating all the cake recently.

Eri had a wonderful birthday present for MT. Yes she’s finally cut her hair back into that great short bob again…

While Nacchi made this post into a star-spangled picspammer…

Koha-Star finally turned up again to prove that there is life after still being absolutely wonderful after H!P

Junjun came ON HER OWN…

Inside the party was in full swing. Although Konno was still getting ready upstairs…

While downstairs Niigaki was just lounging around…

But it was outside where most of the action was taking place. Maimi was having a dip…

While Nacky had a good stretch…lycra swimsuit on by the looks of it…

Chisato turned up and happily posed for win with Airi Nacky. Airi Nacky had somehow just soiled her original bikini and so had got changed. *Innocence*

Finally a big birthday cake was rolled out and everyone sang happy birthday. Morningtime was fully expecting someone to jump out the cake but nobody did. After 30 seconds of puzzled looks amongst the idols Ai-chan as leader took the situation into her own hands and approached the cake and peered inside. “Why is birthday cake big size?” she asked. Niigaki Risa therefore went and looked herself and sensibly made the more pertinent query “where the hell is Sayumi? Looking in another bloody mirror?” So the guests and Morningtime went on a Michishige hunt. Eventually this led them to the kitchen where she’d last been seen. Upon entering the kitchen and shouting out her name Morningtime was met with a cry of “surprise” and out sprang Sayu…

Yes…that’s not a sodding cake is it you cute but infuriatingly self-centred imbecile. Oh and you’re not even wearing a bikini. Go and get changed!

So the party was taken back outside where Konkon finally turned up being her usual rebellious self…

Before Michishige sheepishly came back out wearing the appropriate attire and looking frigging gorgeous

Finally S/mileage, the best damn thing to happen to H!P in ages, turned up to provide the evening’s musical entertainment. Sadly they weren’t wearing bikinis but they will one day. One day soon hopefully. Anyway Mano Erina was there too…to act as their backing singer and dancer…

As the guests shuffled off to Morningtime’s bedroom home they were all given a questionnaire to complete. The results have not been collated yet but you, yes you the humble Morningtime reader, can also have a say in this momentous occasion. Yes The Kennel Club has decided to celebrate this birthday with the naming of a new breed of dog and you get to help decide it’s name.

I hope you vote wisely.

*Actual greatness not guaranteed

12 responses to “Morningtime is 2

  1. i think you need to adjust the chisato part though. she’s with Nakky not Airi. haha!

    Happy brithday for tommorrow though! i should learn when my Blog’s birthday is!😀

  2. ROFL @ the Matsuura devil worship rituals😄

    So, why are immigrants from New Zealand not allowed to participate in the celebrations?😀

    And I bet the Kennel Club will be sued for this. That’s an obvious case of cruelty to animals!

    I almost forgot, happy anniversary ~

  3. Hexi – Serves me right for rushing this post. Doh! Mind you given my love of Nacky it’ll make more sense now.😀

    Kishiko – People from New Zealand are very welcome to attend. Especially if they look and dress like Xena Warrior Princess.😛 However Makoto in a bikini would be bad m’kay?

  4. Actually, I don’t mind the image of Aya “murdering some of the Eggs and bathing naked in their blood while touching herself and giggling” as long as she lets me watch and put on some brutal death metal to go with it.

    Congrats on the 2-year anniversary.

  5. Meyouu – It may sound like a joke but yes really!

    Clocutron – Euuuuw, that’s just sick. Oh not the murdering Eggs part or the death metal but Aya…naked…urrgh.

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