Junjun on J-Melo – It’s Not Easy Being Green

Junjun has appeared on the Japanese English language show J-Melo. Kirari18 has uploaded the clip to Youtube…

Personally I think it’s great to see Junjun on tv again even if it is only for a few minutes. I’d noticed her blog hadn’t been updated in a month and I was wondering what she was up to. In this clip we find out that Junjun headed to Beijing on her own aged 18 to study music and that her favourite dish is…

Yes as the voiceover also says “Junjun’s favourite dish is frogs”. This…is unexpected. I thought pandas ate bamboo shoots not frogs? No wonder they are all dying out. All these people trying to feed them bamboo and all they really want is some frog fries or frogjitas.

Anyway I ensured news of Junjun’s frog fetish reached popular children’s entertainer and pig-fucker Kermit.  When I tracked him down and asked for a statement he had this to say…

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Thanks Kermie.

However I Morningtime have managed to delve a little deeper into Junjun’s personal life and can now exclusively reveal that it’s not just with meals that Junjun’s frog love comes into play. For instance Junjun also really loves baking…

Mr Kermit’s Frog Fancies perhaps?

And Junjun likes to spend some of her spare time relaxing from her busy schedule of sitting in her one room flat, thinking of Morning Musume, rocking back and forth while crying, self-harming and then sticking knives in an effigy of Tsunku by going out and doing a little hunting…

Junjun has also done a bit of fashion design recently…

But ultimately it’s food where Junjun’s love of the green stuff manifests itself most strongly. As can be seen by her favourite sandwich…

I can see Junjun opening up a chain of Kentucky Fried Frogs across the world soon. Or possibly McJunjun’s? A fillet-o-frog perhaps?

Finally Junjun also picked up a frog food tip during her visit to Paris in 2010…

Mmmmmmm….slimy.

Anyway Junjun it was nice to see you on Japanese tv again. I’m glad you are still…active? Oh but Kermit does have this one message for you…

O-O

Don’t make him angry Junjun. You won’t like him when he’s angry…

“FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JUUUUUUUUNNNJUUUUUUUUUUN!”

>.>

*Morningtime would like it known that personally he still loves Junjun.*

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