Sit down. Take the weight of your feet. Loosen some clothing NOT DOWN THERE! AROUND YOUR CHEST! >.> Attach the oxygen mask and have the emergency services on standby…
*Okay this wota is flatlining. Get the defibrillator*
*Ah crap he’s gone again!*
And if you too want to risk serious health problems you can download all the pics here. With all due thanks (and, if you don’t have free healthcare where you live, a bill for medical expenses) to the original uploader.